MY SONG EXISTS. Thank you Weird Al :P
I’m happy to say I’m almost at 20,000 followers!!! Wow, what a trip. You all have been so wonderful and sweet, and I’ve made some amazing friends from all over the world! It’s hard to believe I’ve been posting to this blog for almost a year and a half now… You’ve all been with me through my best times and my worst times, and all those in-betweeners! For those of you who have been with me from the start, I remember! Message me, I would love to hear from you :) I know I’m just some naked lady on the big wide interweb, but it’s pretty darn cool that so many of you have cared enough to click the follow button.
Lots and lots and lots of love,
Apparently no one knows where I live :( hahaha
Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt
You are NOT supposed to bleed
If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.
This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.
I just really want women to know this.
… Yes. -_-
If I made of list of things you don’t fucking ask people this would be number 1 followed by “do you remember Mufasa’s death scene” and “what is love”.
Drunk Penny and friends! (Love you all, especially Mr. P xoxo)
(This guy asked me if I’d make a porno with him, and I said no.)
Time for a Lesson From Penny:
1. Most chicks don’t like when you rush straight into the sex talk. It’s kind of brutal being talked to and treated as a sex object. Even if I’m putting my exhibitionist self out there for everyone to enjoy, that gives you no right to make my eyes bleed with this garbage.
2. You’re very creative. This is in regards to quote-unquote placing your hand on my pussy and moving it around.
3. I hope you can detect sarcasm through text.
4. You’re going to… what? BITE MY G-SPOT?!
I don’t think you know what the g-spot is.
And whatever you think it is, for the love of GOD DO NOT BITE IT
5. By the way… run on sentences are very NOT sexy.
"…And TheeMoe was thusly banished to the Valley of Fools, there to wander the desert of loneliness, and to be trailed by cats for 40 years. His foolishness would weigh heavy on him, forever reminded that one cannot bite a G-Spot."
lmfao still laughing
Lips and smiles and cleavage